Friday, December 16, 2011

Hitchens: Heaven vs North Korea

In honor of Christopher Hitchens, I wish to share this classic moment where he compares heaven to North Korea:

Friday, October 21, 2011

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Sunday, August 28, 2011

Cartoon Jesus Destroys the World

Jesus doesn't seem like a very nice guy.

Saturday, August 20, 2011

The Pope is Coming to Germany

And he isn't as popular as he used to be.

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Friday, July 22, 2011

Ricky Gervais is making a show about an atheist in heaven:

Hoping to catch lightning in a bottle twice, British comedian Ricky Gervais – who brought The Office to the USA – is working on a new sitcom called Afterlife.

The show will follow an atheist who goes to heaven and is being developed in partnership with Dexter producer Clyde Phillips.

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Jerusalem Rabbis Condemn Reincarnated Lawyer Dog to Death by Stoning

From BBC:

A Jewish rabbinical court condemned to death by stoning a stray dog it feared was the reincarnation of a lawyer who insulted its judges, reports say.

The dog entered the Jerusalem financial court several weeks ago and would not leave, reports Israeli website Ynet.

It reminded a judge of a curse passed on a now deceased secular lawyer about 20 years ago, when judges bid his spirit to enter the body of a dog.

The animal is said to have escaped before the sentence was carried out.

One of the judges at the court in the city's ultra-Orthodox Mea Shearim neighbourhood had reportedly asked local children to carry out the sentence...

Saturday, May 21, 2011

The End of The World

I got drunk as all hell and Jesus didn't come. I bet $5 that Mr. Camping and/or will come out with yet another rapture date prediction.

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Monday, May 16, 2011

Judgement Day?

Some nutjobs are saying the rapture is coming on May 21, 2011. Let's hope they are right.

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Jesus = Mushroom

I've shroomed before, but never thought of this:

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Tsunami Jesus

Even though it is logically consistent with their beliefs, I still laugh my ass off when Christians attribute horrible disasters to God, and not Satan. And of course, being an event caused by God, they consider it a moral act. In this highly competitive ideological marketplace, the Christian sales pitch is sorely lacking.

Monday, April 11, 2011

Sam Harris

Sam Harris writes amazing books, and I love reading them. But it's even better when you see him speak, because it looks like it's Ben Stiller who is slaying religion.

Friday, April 08, 2011

Thursday, April 07, 2011

Texas Church's Prayers Answered, But Church Denies It

Nevermind, this was busted by Snopes (see comments). I wouldn't be surprised though if congregations disavowing any responsibility for catastrophes they prayed for did exist.

Thursday, March 31, 2011

The Art of the Pwn

Watch in amazement as this Pakistani actress absolutely obliterates her adversaries. She pwns all in her path. I pray to Allah that her example inspires all women across the world to fight for their rights.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

An Endangered Species

Religion is an endangered species and may become extinct in nine nations. Sadly, the United States is not on the list. I hope the US (and every country) gets on the list soon. Atheism could become more popular in the developed world than theism within a generation.

The team took census data stretching back as far as a century from countries in which the census queried religious affiliation: Australia, Austria, Canada, the Czech Republic, Finland, Ireland, the Netherlands, New Zealand and Switzerland.

"In a large number of modern secular democracies, there's been a trend that folk are identifying themselves as non-affiliated with religion; in the Netherlands the number was 40%, and the highest we saw was in the Czech Republic, where the number was 60%," Dr Wiener said.