Ricky Gervais is making a show about an atheist in heaven:

Hoping to catch lightning in a bottle twice, British comedian Ricky Gervais – who brought The Office to the USA – is working on a new sitcom called Afterlife.

The show will follow an atheist who goes to heaven and is being developed in partnership with Dexter producer Clyde Phillips.

God is a 12 Year Old Child With Aspergers

Jerusalem Rabbis Condemn Reincarnated Lawyer Dog to Death by Stoning

From BBC:

A Jewish rabbinical court condemned to death by stoning a stray dog it feared was the reincarnation of a lawyer who insulted its judges, reports say.

The dog entered the Jerusalem financial court several weeks ago and would not leave, reports Israeli website Ynet.

It reminded a judge of a curse passed on a now deceased secular lawyer about 20 years ago, when judges bid his spirit to enter the body of a dog.

The animal is said to have escaped before the sentence was carried out.

One of the judges at the court in the city's ultra-Orthodox Mea Shearim neighbourhood had reportedly asked local children to carry out the sentence...

The End of The World

I got drunk as all hell and Jesus didn't come. I bet $5 that Mr. Camping and/or FamilyRadio.com will come out with yet another rapture date prediction.

Can't Hide From May 21

Great piece from Regretsy:

Judgement Day?

Some nutjobs are saying the rapture is coming on May 21, 2011. Let's hope they are right.

Jesus = Mushroom

I've shroomed before, but never thought of this:

Tsunami Jesus

Even though it is logically consistent with their beliefs, I still laugh my ass off when Christians attribute horrible disasters to God, and not Satan. And of course, being an event caused by God, they consider it a moral act. In this highly competitive ideological marketplace, the Christian sales pitch is sorely lacking.

Sam Harris

Sam Harris writes amazing books, and I love reading them. But it's even better when you see him speak, because it looks like it's Ben Stiller who is slaying religion.

Bible Police

Texas Church's Prayers Answered, But Church Denies It

Nevermind, this was busted by Snopes (see comments). I wouldn't be surprised though if congregations disavowing any responsibility for catastrophes they prayed for did exist.

The Art of the Pwn

Watch in amazement as this Pakistani actress absolutely obliterates her adversaries. She pwns all in her path. I pray to Allah that her example inspires all women across the world to fight for their rights.