Sarah Silverman confirmed it: God sucks in the sack. But honestly, was anyone surprised that this was the case? It can be safely assumed that the "immaculate conception" of Jesus didn't give Mary an immaculate orgasm. According to the Bible, Mary didn't even know she was impregnated until an angel told her so. I can imagine Mary thinking to herself, "God impregnated me and I didn't even get to do the naked dance. At least He could have given me the reach-around!"
And of course, Jesus was presumably a virgin his entire life, so he didn't get to hone his skills with the ladies. Poor Sarah Silverman, being Jewish, had to find that out the hard way.
And what about sex in the afterlife? Who would want to be in an afterlife populated with virgins and chaste people anyway? I would rather be in an afterlife full of people who know how to have a proper fucking. I've slept with Christians, Muslims, Jews, agnostics, and atheists. I got to say that in my experience the atheists and agnostics do it best, the barely religious do it pretty good to ok, and the extremely devout do it worst. Maybe that's why Ted Haggard went looking for gay hookers? Maybe his wife couldn't ride him like he wanted? And maybe that's why cheating and meth use is higher in more religious communities?
Sean from Blacksun Journal has a good write-up of the whole Silverman and God issue. Go check it out.