Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Got Tagged by Krystalline Apostate Again!

Ka has yet again gotten the best of me, and tagged me for the Five Things About Me meme.

Before I plot my horrible atheistic scheme of revenge for such treachery, I must respond like a proper man of honor and present my five random facts about me. I especially liked Ka's 14 martial arts awards fact. I don't think I can live up to that level of random fact coolness! Nonetheless, here I go!

1) I have Asperger Syndrome. Despite my Aspie status (some would say because of it), I am quite preoccupied with socializing and mingling, and most of my real life friends don't know that I have an autism spectrum disorder.

2) According to others, I talk, walk, and generally do everything very fast and purposefully, which is funny because it feels like a perfectly normal pace to me. I constantly get comments about my high energy level, and was even misdiagnosed as a child with ADHD (this was pre-1994, before Asperger Syndrome was in the DSM).

3) My highest IQ test score ever was 146, and while in high school I scored a "perfect" 99 on the ASVAB (but I never joined the military).

4) While practically everyone knows that I am an atheist and a Market Anarchist, not so many people know that I am hopelessly obsessed with aerospace.

5) I am addicted to the dance floor, and consider the song "Common People" by Pulp to be a great descriptor of me and my life (although for reasons other than the financial ones that the song references; I'm not rich). These two seemingly unrelated facts came together in an exceptionally profound way when, not too long ago, I was in the middle of the dance floor at a Junkie XL show and a house remix of that same song was played. My eyes got rather watery, for never before has the bittersweet reality of being my quirky self been so obvious to me, and never before have I felt so lucky to be so tragically uncommon.

Well, there are my five facts! Time to do some tagging. I hereby tag Zachary Moore of Goosing the Antithesis, Francois Tremblay of Check Your Premises, Olly of 10,000 Reasons to Doubt the Fish, Sean Prophet of Black Sun Journal. And Beep Beep of Beep! Beep! It's Me.

35 comments:

Krystalline Apostate said...

Before I plot my horrible atheistic scheme of revenge for such treachery, I must respond like a proper man of honor and present my five random facts about me.
You're makin' me ner-vous here, mate.
Wow, you're as complex a person as I suspected.
Next time, I'll give you a break, & not tag ya. What's this, #2? I've lost count. ;)

beepbeepitsme said...

Oh cool, thanks. I will do the tag on my next post :)

Aaron Kinney said...

Krystalline,

I was just kidding with you, man! Im my last post, I jokingly referenced Satanism and the EAC, so I was kinda coming off that theme ;-)

I LOVE getting tagged by you, so feel free to keep tagging!

Krystalline Apostate said...

aaron:
I was just kidding with you, man!
I know you were.
I LOVE getting tagged by you, so feel free to keep tagging!
Feel free to return the favor, mein freund.

beepbeepitsme said...

OOooops, I haven't dome my tag yet. But I haven't forgotten :)

BlackSun said...

OK Aaron, will get to it soon.

Krystalline Apostate said...

Hey Aaron, you remember that anonymous cultster in the 'Charlie Brown must die' thread?
I did a critique on Samael Aun Weor.
Whoever that was, they ain't gonna be happy, I guar-an-tee it.

Anonymous said...

Hey I was reading your article on Alex Harris and his ability to transfer ones consciousness outside his body into a computer, i just wanted to let you know that millions of people already learned how to do that thousands of years ago, they call it astral projection or out of body experience (oobe). Its the ability to be so consentrated and relaxed in a mind awake body asleep state of consciousness. Anyone can do it with practice, it is very hard at first and scary because to our minds awareness it is unknown to be aware and outside your body. You can visit other worlds and you can verify with real evidence by bringing back proof from what someone was wearing or anything you see while outside yourself. In fact even the C.I.A. experienced projecters look it up if you don't believe me, also try it for yourself because the real proof is when one experiences it for themselves, there is much information out there and I can bet anything that you will experience a different reality without any enhancers it is natural and apart of who we are and when you find out you will know this to, if you practice and you will find yourself in a real vivid new reality, as real as the one we live in called the earth plane.

All I am saying is there is truely noone who has practiced and hasn't experienced for themselves, you can do it, everything must be taught to a baby and if astral projection wasn't taught then the child only sometimes is able to accidently fall upon it sometime later in life. I promise if you try it you will be forever changed and i'm not saying that because I'm trying to sale something I am only spreading the awareness of this truly remarkable talent that mankind also has but is sometimes unrealized by some people because of fear of the unknown which causes someone to never experience things on there own and constantly relying on others to get evidence for them. Ok well if you look you shall find....

The article I was speaking about is the one from september 22, of 2006.

To that chick talking about samael aun weor why do you speak of him as foul, the only real truth and knowledge is free.

Anonymous said...

About this article, hmmm it seems Aaron wants everyone to know that he is fast and so smart, it seems to me he is looking for a mate who is a disbeliever in god and as charming and intelligent as he is.

Wow, what an offer for a girl, but sadly it counts me out because I believe in god, and it might not mix well. Oh well, I guess when you want to make things different i'll check in to see whats up.

Krystalline Apostate said...

anonymous:
I'm actually very familiar w/remote viewing. Sadly, it's a load of crap. I suggest you go re-read Aaron's review: Alex Harris is a fictional character.
To that chick talking about samael aun weor why do you speak of him as foul, the only real truth and knowledge is free.
I'm a guy, right there, there goes your believability. Samael's a crackpot, pure & simple. Give me some proof. My blog post points out numerous 'prophecies' that never came true (try: ALL OF THEM).
I feel obliged to point out BS when I see it. Sorry if that offends your sensibilities, but then, maybe you need someone to critique your baroque meritocracies, so you invest in a little more critical thinking.

Anonymous said...

Well what do you know about remote viewing, you have to be in touch with your innerself to accomplish such gifts, just like astral projection, and you know what anyone who looks into it will find that it is very real, the astral plane is a real place and many of us go there including the dead who has not yet past onto a higher realm.
I have another book for you smarty pants(well sadly you think you are anyway) its about an atheist who is a computer programmer, he started to have oobe's and he was changed because of the self proof that he found, he quotes science never spoke about these other worlds so how can anyone rely on them.
Another man worked for nasa and quit when he found that he could leave his body, put him on a different path in life. here are the link to the book: http://www.robertpeterson.org/obebook.html
HAHAHAHAHA Tell me what does and atheist know about that.

fuck anyone that doubts me, I am me, I know me. Who the fuck are they? said...

the page should say from sceptic o believer, theres nothing more scary then the unknown, so who ever isn't scared then lets see, I'm telling the truth when I say when you have your 1st contact out of your body there is nothing so scary at 1st, it is like being a baby just being born on the earth, it is new and real.
An atheist sometimes can never experience this great gift because they are pick and choosers they only read about others experiences they never take it upon there self to see if its real or not.
Well I don't care what any of you believe, I know its real because I been there and there is nobody who can take that proof from me. It's the greatest findings in life I believe. The astral plane is not a restruant either I mean there is a restruant called the astral plane but it was named after the real astral plane where anyone can enter with practice and concentration. Just see for your damn selves...

Anonymous said...

http://www.robertpeterson.org/obebook.html

Krystalline Apostate said...

Hey fuck anyone:
the page should say from sceptic o believer, theres nothing more scary then the unknown, so who ever isn't scared then lets see, I'm telling the truth when I say when you have your 1st contact out of your body there is nothing so scary at 1st, it is like being a baby just being born on the earth, it is new and real.
I've had these experiences. I've had flying dreams.
OBEs are actually a chemical response in the brain.
you have to be in touch with your innerself to accomplish such gifts
Well, most people I've met who are anywhere NEAR being in 'touch w/themselves' usually don't get so aggravated when challenged.
Claiming I'm a 'scaredy-cat' isn't a valid response. Your spewing stream-o-consciousness shows that you are NOT among the enlightened few. Your first response tells me that any critical challenge is met w/outrage (not a good sign). If it's the truth, an emotional attack is by far NOT the way to deal w/a criticism.
In all actuality (I can't speak for others), as an atheist? I'm relatively fearless (not completely, but relatively). Otherwise, I'd shut my yap at the 1st sign of conflict, & go hide in a corner.

Anonymous said...

ok so just try it then, the brain is an organ to hold our conscoiusness in, our body is fit for the material world it is nothing more then a car for our consciousness, if you astral project then maybe you will to see this..;

Anonymous said...

I just read you are a computer programmer, well thats strange because the guy in the book I mentioned before is a computer programmer also.
I'll I want is for everyone to see that there is more and it is all inside of us, all you have to do is search and not be so quick to down cast everything that does not agree with the organized brain that you already programmed

Anonymous said...

A flying dream if aware is a lucid dream, astral projection is different, you come out of you body, it is not a dream it is a different reality.

Anonymous said...

I don't know about samael aun weor but I know he was a man, not a god so who cares he was on his own life journey, I know in the old testament in the holy bible where god predicted the return of israel many many many times like thousands of years before it happened in 1948. So what now god of the holy bible was right and there is noone that can disprove that shit...A lil ass state called israel who was surely expected to fall off the planet, all them jews were murdered and yet still gods chosen nation stands strong. so blah with your predictions that never came true.

Anonymous said...

Also in the bible it is stated the increase of knowledge and wickedness will be in the future nearing the end of time, well I don't know if it is nearing the end of time but it surely got more wicked and people are getting smarter like noones ever seen so boom on your house and aarons car.lol

Krystalline Apostate said...

anonymous:
I just read you are a computer programmer, well thats strange because the guy in the book I mentioned before is a computer programmer also.
& that's apropos of what, exactly?
I'll I want is for everyone to see that there is more and it is all inside of us, all you have to do is search and not be so quick to down cast everything that does not agree with the organized brain that you already programmed
Hey, I've walked that road longer than you have, I'll bet.
People lie, my friend, or embellish tremendously. It'd be best if you don't accept everything so quickly.
ok so just try it then, the brain is an organ to hold our conscoiusness in, our body is fit for the material world it is nothing more then a car for our consciousness, if you astral project then maybe you will to see this..
Maybe if you did a little more research, you may find that it's all parietal temporal lobe disruption.
http://www.answers.com/topic/out-of-body-experience
"There is now an ongoing research project into the neuroscience of OBEs being undertaken by Olaf Blanke in Switzerland. This line of research acknowledges the experiences as reported by the subjects as valid. That is, people really do feel as if they have left their body. However, researchers have found that it is possible to reliably elicit such experiences by stimulating regions of the brain called the right temporal-parietal junction (TPJ; a region where the temporal lobe and parietal lobe of the brain come together). This evidence calls into question the idea a second or astral body is an objective reality within these experiences. Blanke however does not dismiss the idea that these experiences may have objective factors, in a 2002 BBC Radio interview he stated that one of his patients had accurately perceived information outside of her sensory range after stimulation of her right-angular gyrus. He went on to say that more research was needed."

Krystalline Apostate said...

anonymous:
I just read you are a computer programmer, well thats strange because the guy in the book I mentioned before is a computer programmer also.
& that's apropos of what, exactly?
I'll I want is for everyone to see that there is more and it is all inside of us, all you have to do is search and not be so quick to down cast everything that does not agree with the organized brain that you already programmed
Hey, I've walked that road longer than you have, I'll bet.
People lie, my friend, or embellish tremendously. It'd be best if you don't accept everything so quickly.
ok so just try it then, the brain is an organ to hold our conscoiusness in, our body is fit for the material world it is nothing more then a car for our consciousness, if you astral project then maybe you will to see this..
Maybe if you did a little more research, you may find that it's all parietal temporal lobe disruption.
http://www.answers.com/topic/out-of-body-experience
"There is now an ongoing research project into the neuroscience of OBEs being undertaken by Olaf Blanke in Switzerland. This line of research acknowledges the experiences as reported by the subjects as valid. That is, people really do feel as if they have left their body. However, researchers have found that it is possible to reliably elicit such experiences by stimulating regions of the brain called the right temporal-parietal junction (TPJ; a region where the temporal lobe and parietal lobe of the brain come together). This evidence calls into question the idea a second or astral body is an objective reality within these experiences. Blanke however does not dismiss the idea that these experiences may have objective factors, in a 2002 BBC Radio interview he stated that one of his patients had accurately perceived information outside of her sensory range after stimulation of her right-angular gyrus. He went on to say that more research was needed."

Krystalline Apostate said...

anon:
I don't know about samael aun weor but I know he was a man, not a god so who cares he was on his own life journey, I know in the old testament in the holy bible where god predicted the return of israel many many many times like thousands of years before it happened in 1948.
Oh, that's a load of crap. Not 1 of the 'prophecies' in the bibble came true.
So what now god of the holy bible was right and there is noone that can disprove that shit...A lil ass state called israel who was surely expected to fall off the planet, all them jews were murdered and yet still gods chosen nation stands strong. so blah with your predictions that never came true.
Oh, you're kiddin' me, right? Gawd's chosen nation - dude, you need to grow up a little. I can blow holes in all of that, no problem.
Also in the bible it is stated the increase of knowledge and wickedness will be in the future nearing the end of time, well I don't know if it is nearing the end of time but it surely got more wicked and people are getting smarter like noones ever seen so boom on your house and aarons car.lol
"There are signs that the world is speedily coming to an end: Bribery and corruption are common. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book.
-- from Assyrian tablet, 2800 B.C.E."
Yeesh, do better. People have been predicting this crap since the dawn of time.
It'll never happen.
I'm still waiting to be 'smitten down'. Ain't happened yet.

Krystalline Apostate said...

Crap: Aaron can you delete the doubled post? Blogger has some sort of weird problem here.

Anonymous said...

no no hun i guess you don't know what your talking about because the return of israel as a nation in 1948 was a huge prophecy that has cone to pass, and i never said it was the end of time i only addressed other scriptures that relate to the changings of the time, israel is the chosen nation of god because of one mans faith which was abraham, god made a promise to him that since he believed god when the rest of the world did not god would make him into a great nation which is israel or jaccob whos name was later changed to israel.
dude you said you knew the bible well there are so many prophecies that relate to the recapture of israel if you even scammed through the bible once i bet you see it.. and why you a;ways gotta act like my opinions dont count for anything that thing i said about your house was a joke dude, im a freaken person to damn

Anonymous said...

More research is needed for the idiots who won't try it themselves, they thats just a couple sceptics compared to millions of people who do it naturally everyday, and the point is that mutha fucka you mentioned don't know shit he never even experienced it himself, a couple of guys like you right krystallin, a yellow belly, the ones who are always in the back because there to scared they rely on a bunch of know nothings to do half ass research for them, omg I am so done with you people, you don't know anything and the worst part is you actually think you do, atleast I can admit that there might not be any physical evidence of m beliefs but there is evidence enough for me because it is personal and we all have a personal world within. When I travel outside my body there is no scientist in the world who can tell me it's not real, and thats a fact, but as for you krys whatever I guess some people don't take invites well, my experience are the greatest and I am glad I found out about oobe's because I would be missing out on the greatest things in life and that is searching the debts of who I am within my own self, I need nothing and no truth from the outside world for all that is out there is within also but all that is within can not be found out there unless it is revealed within 1st. It makes no since to you because it is still just the unknown to you but to the millions upon billions prolly who know what its like to be released from the body to travel anywhere you so please, then wake up safely in your bed with the memory of your journey what in life other then children os greater? To us that know there is nothing so great, all that anyone would want to know is found there, the answers to any question, any desire is there, everything is there that is thought of in the mind. so whatev

Anonymous said...

The astral plane as well as any other plane is as real as the earth plane and anyone can know it if they really wanted to..... and thats all because i feel i am wasteing time spreading good news to you unbelievers, i thought you wanted something that is crazy but so real and exciting, but it takes courage and effort, some people just don't want it i guess, just. like salvation or anything like that, they don't want it and thats how it will be i guess, oh well Im done here, i will go back to the blogs where people know what i mean.

Krystalline Apostate said...

anon:
Listen, I know you were joking.
You start going the personal route (name-calling, etc), you're going to find yourself outgunned & outwitted. I'm not afraid to try it, I've been there, done that - so STFU. You HAVE NO CLUE who I am, what I've done - if you'd actually explored my blog, you'd be in for a major shock. I used to be very well-versed in occultic lore, biblical knowledge, etc.
I've been called a lotta things in my time, but coward? Anyone w/ 1/2 a fucking clue about me would laugh in your face.
It's all explainable via the RATIONAL world.
no no hun i guess you don't know what your talking about because the return of israel as a nation in 1948 was a huge prophecy that has cone to pass
'No, no, hon', you got it wrong. Revelation was topical in nature, not filled w/prophecies. NOT ONE PROPHECY IN THE BIBLE HAS EVER COME TRUE. Not a 1.
If you could give me a citation of this 'prophecy', I'll be happy to completely deflate it for you.
That is, if you have the guts to face the truth.
The word is 'probably', BTW.
Just because you have some chemical imbalance in your body, means diddly-squat. Meditation for long periods of time will change body chemistry to an alpha state, which makes the recipient far more pliant to suggestion.
I think we're done here: go collect Randi's reward, and THEN we'll talk.
Either put up, or shaddup.

Anonymous said...

Maybe if you knew the bible as I do then you would know that the prophecy of israels restoration was not in revelations, haha

Bible passage: Jeremiah 32:44
Prophet: Jeremiah
Written: sometime from 626 to about 586 BC
Fulfilled: late 1800s, 1900s

In Jeremiah 32:44, the prophet delivered a promise of restoration, about 2600 years ago. At that time, Jews were being forced out of their homeland by the invading Babylonians. Many were taken as captives to Babylon. But, Jeremiah assured them that they would be able to return in the future and buy land in their homeland. After the collapse of Babylon, many Jews returned to Jerusalem and the surrounding area. They were forced into exile again by the Romans in 135 AD (about 1970 years ago). During the last years of the Ottoman Empire, which ruled over the land of Israel four 400 years, ending in 1918, thousands of Jews returned to their ancient homeland and bought parcels of land from absentee landlords who lived in cities such as Beirut and Damascus. The Jews were forced out of their homeland twice, and each time they returned in large numbers in fulfillment of Jeremiah’s prophecy.



Isaiah foretold of the worldwide return of Jews to Israel
Bible passage: Isaiah 43:5-6
Prophet: Isaiah
Written: perhaps between 701-681 BC
Fulfilled: late 1900s

In Isaiah 43:5-6, the prophet said that the people of Israel would return to their homeland from the east, the west, the north and the south. Isaiah lived 2700 years ago. Beginning at that time, a succession of empires conquered the land of Israel and forced many into exile. This led to a worldwide scattering of Jews. But, during the past century, millions have returned to Israel.

From the east: Many Jews living in Middle East countries moved to Israel during the 1900s. After Israel reclaimed independence in 1948, more Jews moved to their ancient homeland after being forced out of various Arab countries in which they had been living for centuries.

From the west: During the mid-1900s, hundreds of thousands of Jews living in the West (Europe and the United States) began moving to Israel to escape various persecutions, most notably, the Holocaust in Nazi Germany.

From the north: Hundreds of thousands of Jews living in the former Soviet Union have moved to Israel since the 1980s.

From the south: During the 1980s and 1990s, Israel struck a deal with Ethiopia's communist government to allow Jews of Ethiopia to move to Israel. On the weekend of May 25, 1991, for example, 14,500 Ethiopian Jews were airlifted to Israel.

Isaiah's prophecy was also correct in saying that the north (Russia) and the south (Ethiopia) would have to be persuaded to allow their Jews to move to Israel. Many countries pressured Russia for years before it began to allow its Jews to leave. And Ethiopia had to be paid a ransom to allow its Jews to leave.

Isaiah's prophecy was also correct in saying that the Jews would return "from the ends of the earth," and Isaiah said that many centuries before the Jews had been scattered to the ends of the earth. During the past 100 years, Jews living as far east as China, as far west as the West Coast of the United States, as far north as Scandinavia, and as far south as South Africa, Australia and South America, have moved to Israel.

You can look it up anywhere the jews got there state back in 19488, so witty you try to be, and if you really knew about astral projection as you say you do then you wouldn't doubt it, so I know thats a lie because I know to much about it and you are not someone who experienced oobe's.

You can say whatever you like but I know me and if i had a chemical imbalance then I would be proud and say so, but I don't so whatever....

Krystalline Apostate said...

anonymous:
Oh, Isaiah. The failed prophet?
http://www.geocities.com/paulntobin/prophecies.html
He screwed up on Tyre, & Egypt. Screwed up on predicting the Medes conquering Babylon. Did NOT predict JC's coming at all.
I'm well aware of the Jews being reinstated (1947, actually).
How odd: "Fear not: for I am with thee: I will bring thy seed from the east, and gather thee from the west;" I know that the Inglesia ni Christos use this same quote to claim that their church is the ONE TRUE CHURCH.
You realize, of course, that thanks to allegory, you can get the damn bibble to say any bloody thing you like.
Love how you cherry picked 1 little item to prove your point.
Here's the beginning of that chapter:
"1 But now, thus says the LORD, who created you, O Jacob, and formed you, O Israel: Fear not, for I have redeemed you; I have called you by name: you are mine."
He's obviously talking to JACOB - not a prophecy.
"2 When you pass through the water, I will be with you; in the rivers you shall not drown. When you walk through fire, you shall not be burned; the flames shall not consume you."
If the passages you quoted WERE a prophecy, in context, I'd say this'd count as FAILED.
"3 For I am the LORD, your God, the Holy One of Israel, your savior. I give Egypt as your ransom, Ethiopia and Seba in return for you."
As we all know, the Israelites never held ANY of those countries.
Isaiah 43 1-3.
Consider yourself duly refuted.
You can look it up anywhere the jews got there state back in 19488, so witty you try to be, and if you really knew about astral projection as you say you do then you wouldn't doubt it, so I know thats a lie because I know to much about it and you are not someone who experienced oobe's.
Oh, wow, I am just so CRUSHED, I shall henceforth go & kill myself. /sarcasm off.
I doubt it, it's a lie, you need to PROVE it. Either put up or shut up. Some warm, fuzzy feel-good nonsense doesn't cut the mustard, sweetie. All of it's fairy tales.
You can say whatever you like but I know me and if i had a chemical imbalance then I would be proud and say so, but I don't so whatever....
Why, thanks, I will say whatever I like. You know you? You mean, you've actually FOUND yourself? Wow. Go start your own cult. Oh, that's right: you're still just a member.
Most people that 'find' themselves are usually quite a bit...calmer when their beliefs are challenged. I think you're pounding down way too many Red Bulls, or packing some white crap up your nose.
Seriously, get some help.

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"I want to sleep with common people like you. But she didn't...understand. And I just smiled and held her hand."
Man! I love that song. The whole Different Class is a great album! I love Disco 2000.

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