Thursday, April 05, 2007

Anonymous is a Pedophile

I've got an anonymous Christian troll who is now harassing my blog, and in the comments section of every recent post I make, he brings up the topic of naked children.

It is quite perverse, to say the least. Anonymous will come in here and say things like:

From someone who would rather see children naked I don't think you're in any authority to see who got waxed.

Pray harder? That's better than seeing naked children. Unlike some people.


Now, there is a small problem with his accusations. I never said anything of the sort, and he would be hard pressed to quote me on anything like that. I've already refuted Frank's naked kids claim, and my good friend Olly absolutely blasted these retarded Christians out of the water. Finally, I noted that naked children tend to be found among clergy and Christians, not atheists.

But still, anonymous persists. Why? Because anonymous is projecting. Anonymous constantly thinks about naked kids, and can't wait to take an opportunity at every new post of mine to deflect his own perverse fantasies on to me. This is because anonymous is a Christian, and Christians are used to self-deceit and compartmentalization.

It's obvious by the frequency of anonymous' kiddie trolling that he is obsessed with the topic. Maybe anonymous was molested by his preacher or something. But in any case, anonymous is a Christian pedophile. Wait, isn't that redundant?

I'm also curious as to who this "anonymous" is. Should I force them to at least use a sock puppet account and forbid anonymous commenting on my blog from now on? Who thinks I should require a blogger account for commenting on my blog? Who doesn't?

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey Aaron, what a coincidence as you were posting your new topic, I was posting on the Sam Harris and said about the same thing. Get out of my head Aaron.lol
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I don't mind trolls, I actually like psychoanalyzing them. Who knows one might even be helped. Howeve, I wont be holding my breath. lol

Amy

Anonymous said...

The title of your post is your projection. I'll be sure to keep my children away from people like you.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous, I'm really worried about your children.

I hope you are not becoming arroused when they streek through the house naked or when you accidentally walk in on them in the bathroom. Please don't look at their nudity as sexual and I will feel better with them in your care.

Amy

Rose said...

Xians believe anyone who doesn't accept Christ are "evil". Is that where this is coming from (because that is just lame)? Aren't most pedophiles actually theists?

Anonymous,
There is nothing wrong with thoughtful debate, but if you don't have a point that relates to anything Aaron has ever said, then stop acting like a spammer!

Aaron Kinney said...

I'll be sure to keep my children away from people like you.

Yes, please keep you and your offspring away from me.

But why dont you take it a step further? Why dont you stay away from my blog as well?

Nobody here is buying your bullshit. You and the Walton Krew have already been laughed at and tossed aside by the reality-based community. The only person you are fooling is yourself.

Aaron Kinney said...

Yea, but the only way to do so would be to switch the comments to allow only people with blogger.com profiles. At least that would make anonymous use a profile, even if it is a sock puppet.

But I am loathe to do so because I want as many comments as possible and the requirement of a blogger user ID could deter people who would otherwise comment from doing so.

I do have some regular commenters whose input I value that dont have blogger profiles.

Anonymous said...

Banning anonymous comments would certainly be better than sodomizing a syrup-covered Chihuahua in the Church vestry while chanting "Satan is Lord"! Unless you're an athiest.

What's "projection" again?

Anonymous said...

Ha! Ha! Look at Aaron Kinneypoo getting all mad and frustrated. I won't stay away from your blog until you apologize for admitting that you'd rather see children naked than in Burkhas. You are a sicko.

beepbeepitsme said...

It's simple. Once he stops being entertaining, you just ban him.

Aaron Kinney said...

I won't stay away from your blog until you apologize for admitting that you'd rather see children naked than in Burkhas.

Youre begging the question. I never admitted any such thing. What I said was that I would rather live in a nudist colony than in burkhatown.

Do you still beat your wife, anonymous?

Aaron Kinney said...

LOL this one wins the comment of the month award:

Anonymous said...
Banning anonymous comments would certainly be better than sodomizing a syrup-covered Chihuahua in the Church vestry while chanting "Satan is Lord"! Unless you're an athiest.

What's "projection" again?


Delicious, delicious irony :D

Anonymous said...

Youre begging the question. I never admitted any such thing. What I said was that I would rather live in a nudist colony than in burkhatown.

Thus you would rather see children naked than in burkhas. Sorry, Aaron, but you done screwed yourself up.

Here's the logic of Aaron: "I want to live in a town where everybody is naked. But I want to live in a town where not everybody is naked. I'm consistent!"

That's perfect logic coming from a pedophile. Ya sicko!

Aaron Kinney said...

Thus you would rather see children naked than in burkhas.

Not true. I said I would rather live in a nudist colony. I said nothing of children or any other person. I was speaking only of myself and my personal decision based on two extremes.

The problem with you is that you are seeing what you want to see in this, because you are obsessing over naked children.

Now go away anonmyous troll. Im about to change my comments to blogger account only comments. :P

Rational Response Squad Jr. said...

Aaron,

As your friend I would urge you to take this back:

"I said I would rather live in a nudist colony. I said nothing of children or any other person. I was speaking only of myself and my personal decision based on two extremes."

Why should you take this back? Well, if you can change the word "colony" (definition: a group of people) to just only yourself and no one else, then that rascally Christian, Frank Walton, can change his definition of Burkhatown as a town with no women or men and just himself. Thus, there would be no women he can suppress with a Burkha. And we all know that Frank "the fart" Walton is a misogynist. Don't you hate him? I do.

We urge you to be consistent, Aaron. Trust us, it will help you. Just admit that you would rather see children naked than in Burkhas. We will tell as many people as we can about this. We will tell the whole world if you like.

Always,

RRS jr.

Aaron Kinney said...

Youre a sock puppet, RRS jr. Go away.

I wouldnt be surprised if you were also the anonymous guy from earlier, and youre now using the RRS jr. account cause i disabled anonymous comments.

vjack said...

I'll support whatever decision you make regarding comments. I wish I could say I was surprised to see Christians resorting to such tactics.

Krystalline Apostate said...

anonymous is obviously a member of the Rene Guyon Society , ain't that right, Tim O'Hara?
No doubt we'll see this perv busted on 1 of those Dateline episodes where they go after predators.

Aaron Kinney said...

Hey Amy,

No problem. At least you can post again! Sorry for the hassle.

Maragon said...

"The title of your post is your projection. I'll be sure to keep my children away from people like you."


Anyone who would mate with you, Frankie-baby deserves whatever comes their, or their kids way.

Yeah, I said it.

Aaron Kinney said...

I dunno bout God's opinion regarding unclean women. From my experiences, women tend to be cleaner than men.

Unclean for 7 days? Shit! A women who gets dirty will wash immediately and use all kinds of nice smelling soaps and stuff.

Women arent "unclean" because of that baloney, I dont care what the Bible says.

Aaron Kinney said...

I would like to take this opportunity to say that "Ninjas 4 Jebus" sucks. Everyone knows that pirates pwn ninjas!

Ninjas 4 Jebus said...

I'm sorry you feel that way, Aaron. YOU seem like a fairly nice guy, which only makes the sting worse. Anyway, pirates tend to be Masons, and everyone knows they're secretly running the world for the Beast. So what can ya do?