Wednesday, December 09, 2009

Kent Hovind's Doctoral Dissertation

Wikileaks never fails to impress. This time, they have revealed Kent Hovind's doctoral dissertation! Holy shit! Click Here.

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Paul said...

As if we needed proof that Hovind is a mewling idiot, this is it.

It reads like the work of a retarded second-grader. Page 9 is priceless.

He misquotes the second law of thermodynamics, blatantly.

As Pauli said....."Not even wrong".

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breakerslion said...

One of the Raptards at Rapture Ready contends that this is a fake. As stated in Poe's Law, I can't tell without a smiley face. I don't see any attribution as to how this document was obtained or by whom. On the other hand, I can't imagine how his actual dissertation would differ materially from this one were it proved to be a hoax. It's every bit as delusional and childish and half-assed as anything else I've seen from Hovind.

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I think if I found someone's framed PhD at the dump and hung it on my wall, I would have more right to say, "I have a PhD in ..." than Kent Hovind ever will, regardless of the authenticity of that dissertation. Actions speak louder than turds, uh, words.

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I do not recommend anyone try this, But if you are wanting to learn the hard way that the spirit world is real and the scriptures are true, Give it a go, and prove to yourself, that you were once wrong. There is a creator, there is a higher being, and there are fallen angels. Don't believe it, pull out a ouija board and give it a Go! I don't recommend it, ask your local Christian believer (one that knows the scriptures) if it is real.

Take my word for it, I know it is real! You rob yourself of many blessings by not having a relationship with our creator. TRUST ME, I know!

May the reader of this comment be blessed and hear the word trying to be sent. Listen to me, when I say, blessed is He who comes in the name of the LORD!

And let all that has breath, praise the LORD!!!!!!

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Monado said...

By the way, WikiLeaks needs money or equipment support to keep going. Please visit that link again and pitch in with a contribution or some server space. Remember, every penny helps!

Oh, and please delete that rampant bullshit about weejee boreds.

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dsul,

I pulled out my Wee-gee board and, with a bunch of atheist friends, tried to get it to spell out words, spit vomit... anything at all.

Nothing happened.

Would you please accept this as evidence against your claim that the afterlife exists? Or will you only count hits and ignore misses?

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I can testify, I've been to some of these places, and they are witnessed by many to be true claims. Even several people I have crossed paths with have said they've seen these things.

common dudes! get a clue, just because you haven't experienced something, or just because you can't explain it, does NOT mean these things do not exist.

Ignorant people just need educating.

if you guys want to talk about something else, how about this?

How did the Sumerians know the entire mapping of our solar system so long ago?

Or, How about pangea? howcome there are so many different maps, each one shoes several errors, no mexico, disproportionate continents, just to make the pieces plug together. One will find, if you remove all the ocean, it is still all one big round earth of land, hello there is land under the ocean, those continents aren't just floating around.

and how about this? given the present rate of increase in salt and minerals in the ocean, how many years ago would those oceans been fresh water without salt?

sincerely

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Ronnie said...

Dear Anonymous,

You know you sound bat-sh$#t crazy, right?

The world you speak of is in one place, and one place only...

...pick up a mirror...

...look into it....

...it's all right behind those eyes...

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dsul has never heard of the ideomotor effect.

Anonymous said...

Dear Friends,

I'm not here to call you names (at the moment, although the temptation exists exponentially). I'm not here to tell you untruths. I'm a man who knows science alone provides evidence and proof that there is Intelligent Design, NOT Accidental Design. I have been to several parts of this planet called earth. I have seen scientifically undeniable evidence at every place I've been to. All those evidences indicated both intelligent design and impossibility of the Theory of Evolution.

Have you guys ever seen Ben Stein's film, EXPELLED?

If you ever watch it, don't fall asleep, it will show evidence upon evidence upon evidence that educators and scientists are being ridiculed, denied tenure, and even fired for merely believing that there might be evidence of "design" in nature.

I have 2 questions for you guys:

1. Who do you think you are?

2. Why do you insist that other people must be crazy just because we don't accept the false teachings of evolution?

unbelievable!!!

sincerely, kindly, professionally,

your dear friend forever,

dsul

Ronnie said...

dear dsul,

I have always found it rather funny that when a young earth creationist claims to have evidence of their creation story, they never produce it. Ever....ever...

Not in a lab, not anywhere....

And usually they will base their claims around a holy book they have been shown by a priest or preacher.

Kent hovind is in Jail for being a fraud, and that's where people like him belong - behind bars.

"1. Who do you think you are?"

In answer to that, I am a man with every right to this plant and free thought as you, so who do you think YOU are?

Also, the movie Expelled is a terrible piece of film, ben stein argues nothing new for his case.

Until you can prove evolution is false in a *Laboratory*, then your claims are nothing short of ignorant.

Im am sure where you have been in the world has no bearing on whether evolution is true or not.

I too have been all over the world, and the fact that I have traveled a bit does not make me more or less qualified about the matter.

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Heh. I'll remember that next time I masturbate.

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