Friday, February 15, 2008

Atheist Sees Big Bang in Piece of Toast

I wonder how much it will sell for on eBay?

"I was just about to spread the butter when I noticed a fairly typical small hole in the bread surrounded by a burnt black ring. however the direction and splatter patterns of the crumbs as well as the changing shades emanating outwards from this black hole were very clearly similar to the chaotic-dynamic non-linear patterns that one would expect following the big bang". "It's the beginning of the world" he added excitedly.

Ever since news of the discovery made national headlines, local hoteliers have been overwhelmed by an influx of atheists from all over the country who have flocked to Huddlesfield to catch a glimpse of the scientific relic. "I have always been an Atheist and to see my life choices validated on a piece of toast is truly astounding" said one guest at the Huddlesfield arms hotel.

12 comments:

Disgustipated said...

Makes me want a BLT! Awesome post!

olly said...

Love it Aaron, great find. Also, did you notice the link further down the page "Iraq War a Clerical Error" -- http://www.satireandcomment.com/1107error.html

Definitely a great site,

-olly

Aaron Kinney said...

Ya I was lucky to find these guys. Hilarious shit all around. Good seeing you Olly :)

sacred slut said...

Very funny! But let's not get too euphoric, this still doesn't explain abiogenesis!

breakerslion said...

BWAHAHAHA!

Please tell me you noticed a slight temporal distortion in the vicinity of the toast. I'm the high bidder so far, and the auction is almost over. I expect to grab my prize and repost with a much higher "Buy it Now!" before the word gets out. If you could post your affirmative reply on the item page, just 3 or 4 seconds before the auction closes, that would really help me out a lot. Thanks!

The Cookie Monster said...

so tell me, what's the hit list all about

angelsdepart said...

I love it! It really demonstrates the absurdity of the whole idea. I wonder if any Christians will understand how silly it all is?

Anonymous said...

like you can really prove evolution from a piece of toast! evolution is just a false theory that darwin made up so he wouldn't have to answer to the God who created him!!!!!

angelsdepart said...

anonymous, your comment has made my whole day complete!!!

Aaron Kinney said...

Anonymous,

like you can really prove evolution from a piece of toast! evolution is just a false theory that darwin made up so he wouldn't have to answer to the God who created him!!!!!

So are you saying that anyone who believes in evolution doesnt have to answer to god?

Well guess what, if you also become an anarchist, then God has to answer to YOU!

God is my little bitch. :P

Anonymous said...

you are just totally missing the point! i am not saying that people who believe in evolution don't have to answer to God. they just think that by believing in this false theory, they have all the answers to how the world got here when they cannot actually prove it themselves. one day you will bow before the Lord Jesus Christ. i just hope that when you do it is not too late for you to believe. i will be praying for you.

Luiz D'Souza said...

"they just think that by believing in this false theory,they have all the answers to how the world got here"

Wich is silly, we all know that only Christians have all the answers to how the world go here.