Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Pope Nazinger: A Worthless Motherfucker

Look what Pope Swastika recently said:

Pope Benedict XVI said Monday that pharmacists have a right to use conscientious objection to avoid dispensing emergency contraception or euthanasia drugs and told them they should also inform patients of the ethical implications of using such drugs.

Benedict told a gathering of Catholic pharmacists that conscientious objection was a right that must be recognized by the pharmaceutical profession.


The Pope forgot to add that if you object to filling out prescriptions of any kind, then you shouldn't be a fucking pharmacist!

And he also forgot to add that while objection to contraception is a right that must be recognized by the pharmaceutical profession, getting fired for not doing your fucking job is also a right that must be recognized by the employees that refuse to fill said prescriptions!

Oh man does this piss me off, not only morally, but business-wise. I feel like I can't even use enough bold text in here to convey how outraged I am. If I got a problem defending criminals, then I shouldn't be a defense attorney. If I don't like condoms, then I shouldn't work for Trojan Condom Company. And if I got a problem filling up birth control prescriptions, then I shouldn't work in a pharmacy! How many different ways can I phrase it so that it will make sense to these retarded motherfuckers?

Hey, I'm an atheist. So I don't go around trying to get a job at your church, do I? I'll keep my atheist ass off your church employee roster, and you can keep your superstitious ass out of my pharmaceutical labor pool!

One final note: I know that pharmacies have to have provisions to get an alternate to fill the order if one clerk refuses, but if some asshole refuses to give a girl her Plan B pill, and she gets pregnant as a result, then that piece of shit should be financially liable for child support! It's only fair.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Someone should fuck poop Ratzinazi in the ass and while they're at it stuff an aborted fetus so deaply up his ass that he'd need surgery on his throat to get it out. Then the piece of shit would shut up for a while!

Anonymous said...

Hey Poop, if you're so pro-life, why were you silent during WWII? You pathetic Mother-Fucker.

angelsdepart said...

Hey Aaron

Great post, I couldn't agree more. There were these Muslims that were trying to sue Wal-Mart because they were forced to touch pork products while working at the checkout counter. I couldn't help but wonder if they truly understood what their job entailed when they accepted it. If your religion is not compatible with your job then it is up to you to get a new job. Wal-Mart should not have to stop selling pork.

*shakes head* I just may never understand!

breakerslion said...

Wal-Mart should stop hiring Muslims. Can you imagine the outcry? How about the lawyers' response?

"We're doing you a favor. If you work here, you will have to handle pork. Since you believe your control-freak handlers when they tell you that Allah will freak, you're too stupid to work here."

breakerslion said...

I have a dream. Pope Ratz performs the Holy Communion routine in front of a tribe of headhunters.
When he gets to the part about "Eat, this is my body", they look at the crackers, then they look at Ratz, back to the crackers, back to Ratz... then.... they smile with their sharpened teeth.

cay said...

Thank you for your anger. Seriously. I'm tired of men standing by while shit like this goes down.

Aaron Kinney said...

Cay,

You are very welcome. Despite my writing and the theme of this blog, Im not an angry type of guy. But sometimes things happen that make my blood boil. This is certainly one of those things.

More men in this world need to stand up for the rights of the women in their lives.

Anonymous said...

I have a close friend, who is a devout catholic. At each stage of her treatment some of her belief got into the way of getting better. It was so helpless situation to reason out to her, but in the heart of heart , I knew that these mother fucking priests who teach the wrong things to innocent people and the faith gets into the way of healing, should be prosecuted for manslaughter. There should be a law that holds this "evil machinery" responsible for every act of crime and make it pay for it.

Anonymous said...


>>if some asshole refuses to give a girl her Plan B pill,
>>and she gets pregnant as a result,
>>then that piece of shit should be financially liable for child support!

I hear you on this, but you know what ?
I bet they would be more than happy to provide for the child
by raising him or her within some kind of religious "school".

>>you can keep your superstitious ass out of my pharmaceutical labor pool

...and from any other position which can allow you to influence the life of
people unwilling to share your personal beliefs.
Thanks so much for your kind understanding.

Anellidifumo said...

I'm a Roman citizen who moved to Toronto and I love this blog. Too bad I write mine in Italian, otherwise you'd appreciate it...