Friday, December 07, 2012

Indian Man Exiled for Stopping People from Drinking “Religious” Sewage Water

7 comments:

Dr. kold_kadavr_flatliner, MD said...
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Dr. kold_kadavr_flatliner, MD said...

Pal, whetha you want to believe in the afterlife or not, that's totally YOUR choice; however, YOU will still be resurrected and YOU will still have to undergo a 'trial' to see whetha YOU deserve Heaven. So, being atheist (basically) is a reeel bad idea. God DOES NOT open the door to atheists without a whole lotta Purgatory (Jesus wants to save your sorry @$$, but cannot if you won't lettim). Before you cut-me-down and sink deeper into the field of whorizontal cynicism, lemme give you a choice from this mortal sinner who has come a looooooooooooooooooong Way home, moe freek'n trialsNtribulations than a normal person should have to go through (which is why I speak to you from the other side) --- Pal, whetha you want to believe in the afterlife or not, that's totally YOUR choice; however, YOU will still be resurrected and YOU will still have to undergo a 'trial' to see whetha YOU deserve Heaven. So, being atheist (basically) is a reeel bad idea. God DOES NOT open the door to atheists without a whole lotta Purgatory (Jesus wants to save your sorry @$$, but cannot if you won't lettim). Before you cut-me-down and sink deeper into the field of whorizontal cynicism, lemme give you a choice from this mortal sinner who has come a looooooooooooooooooong Way home, moe freek'n trialsNtribulations than a normal person should have to go through (which is why I speak to you from the other side) --- Why bespeaketh only of the world which'll-hit-you-in-@$$ when she comes around again when there's a whole lot moe to be had when this finite existence ends in only 77ish years, dude?? Heaven or Hell after our General Judgment? WE decide on our eternity by the choices WE made during our lifelong demise; God only gives bawls to those who see the need for humility and wisdom. Think. Know. Grow-up. Literally. God! Bless! You! Meet me Upstairs, dude, and we'll have a keg... or several _thewarningsecondcoming.com_

Dr. kold_kadavr_flatliner, MD said...

Sorry about the two paragraphs, yet, if I know atheists, if I know how kind your heart is, if I read the signs of the times and the killing in Sandy Hook given to the world by the filthy rich and puppet Obama, gimme a break, dude. I tried and failed to give YOU a logical thesis on why God exists. Do what thou wanna. Meet me Upstairs. God bless you.

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breakerslion said...

Happy New Year. I'm still here. Nice delusional ya got there.

Hey Dr. Mentos (kold_kadaver_flatliner is too much to type and/or too far to walk):

1. Which one is the simpler solution?

A. Yours?
B. You die and you rot?

2. Which of the above do we have empirical evidence for, versus anecdotal bullshit from bullshit salesmen that have inherited a tried and true method of bullshit for profit?

3. Why do you not believe in leprechauns, Ganesh, or Osiris?

Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree... yeah, makes perfect sense.

breakerslion said...

PS: http://www.infidels.org/library/modern/richard_carrier/heaven.html

Dr. kold_kadavr_flatliner, MD, the Roamin' Cat said...

Whatever. I'm not from this galaxy, earthling. Because I was an actual NDE, lemme share with you what I actually know Seventh-Heaven's gonna be like for us: meet this ex-mortal Upstairs for the most-extra-groovy, pleasure-beyond-measure, Ultra-Yummy-Reality-Addiction in the Great Beyond for a BIG-ol, kick-ass, party-hardy, 101101101...-yummy-flavors you DO NOT wanna miss the smmmokin’-hot-deal. YES! For God, anything and everything and more! is possible!! Cya soon.